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Lightening Doesn’t Strike Twice

Posted by | Posted in Personal Shizzle | Posted on 26-01-2009

Or so they say. However I got a message today telling me that the mortgage advisor is off sick today and so our appointment is cancelled. Hmm, I’m beginning to think this is some kind of sign…

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Friday – The Best Of All Days

Posted by | Posted in Random | Posted on 03-10-2008

The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I’ve got 48 hours off from the world, man. I’m gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I’m gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I’m gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin’, man! Tonight I’m Jip Travolta, I’m Peter Popper, I’m going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We’re gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I’ve got 73 quid in my back burner – I’m gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!

I love Fridays. I dont know why because everyone is still at work, or at school, or whatever, but I still think they’re the best day of the week. I think it’s because the weekend officially starts for most people at 5pm on a Friday, so everyone is in a happy mood, nobody actually does any work today, and you know that you’ve got 48 hours off from the world. You never know, I might actually get round to recording that new mix I’ve been planning on doing for a few months.

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