06
This week’s ball-grabbing annoyance has to be ISP’s, or Internet Service Providers. As I’m sure you’re already aware, what with you clearly being on the internet and all, an ISP is a company that provides your home or business with access to the internet. Recently, we’ve been having “trouble” with ours.
I wouldn’t usually post twice in one day, and I know I said I wouldn’t say another word about it, but seeing as it’s the last day that Bush is president, I thought I might post some memorable quotes from the guy.
05
“Should the Iranian regime-do they have the sovereign right to have civilian nuclear power? So, like, if I were you, that’s what I’d ask me. And the answer is, yes, they do.”
Yesterday, everyone at my workplace was given the delightful news that the company still predicts that, due to the current financial climate, it won’t be making as much profit as previously thought, and so it was asking for everyone to pull together to come up with ideas to help save money. Oh, and it also asked if anyone would be happy to take voluntary redundancy.
04
All I know is, he’s called The Stig…
After the supposed outrage caused by Ross and Brand the other day (which thankfully, has been mocked by none other than David Mitchell), you’d think the public would have had their fair share of retribution. But oh no. Fresh from the smell of ruined careers and resignations, they’re vying for new blood, and this time it seems to be none other than Top Gear’s legendary lead presenter, Jeremy Clarkson.
03
Will things get any better? Will they shite. Or maybe they will, but I won’t notice.
It’s Monday morning again – where did the weekend go? Despite being only 25, time seems to be passing by quicker and quicker with each passing day. And what scares me slightly is that whenever you mention it to an elder, they say that it doesn’t get any better as you get older. Seeing as most of my elders are 40+, that doesn’t fill me with much confidence.